Hey Chat-GPT, we got a new project. Set your name to Jarvis, please.
Happy to help!
Thanks, Jarvis. New art project for the Met. Several large paintings. Please borrow DALLE functions and act as if you’re a mid-century, neo-realist painter with access to all paint colors.
The series is “Modern-Day Savior.” We’re commemorating the President’s 3rd term extension.
The first painting is Jesus handing a large check, like a lottery winnings check, to a crying Memaw. The check is for healing. Lots of media in the bottom and sides. Enter.
Okay, Jarvis, let’s make it three Memaws. Add another couple zeroes to the check. More lens flare. And make the Jesus look friendlier. Too Palestinian. Enter.
Friendlier Jesus. Enter.
Whiter Jesus. Enter.
Taller Jesus. Enter.
Perfect, remember this Jesus for the rest of the project. Second painting is Jesus standing arms outstretched, like he’s on the cross, wearing an ICE vest and behind him is a safe suburb with laughing children and in front of him are the cartel, drug dealers, and illegals being blinded and turning away. Enter.
Make the suburb children younger and happier. Make the ground and area in front of Jesus more barren and desert. Add more guns and ammo belts to the cartels. Take the helmet off of Jesus. I want to see his blue eyes. Enter.
We’re doing great, Jarvis! This is going to do even better than the painting we did of Jesus removing the children from the elementary school.
Third painting. Jesus is in a suit handing out a book to the homeless titled “How to Fish.” I hope this isn’t too highbrow. Bit of a deep cut. Make the book “How to Fish, Feed Yourself, and Find Monetary Success Forever.” Have Jesus on the left side handing the book to line of homeless people on the right side. Have them sitting on the curb looking up at Jesus. While he’s wearing a suit, I want to make sure we can still see muscle definition. Enter.
Make the book bigger so you can see the title easier. No homeless women. Enter.
Add gold rings to Jesus. Enter.
Correction. Add gold rings to Jesus’ fingers. Enter.
Perfect work. Perfect work. Maybe my best work yet. Jarvis, turn all three paintings into pdfs and send to the Met for display. They should be big. Tell them to wire my fee to the account they have on file.
